22 thoughts

1. I don’t understand how a person could claim skydiving is insane while they drink and drive. (applies to promiscuous sex and drug use too!)

2. I don’t understand how a millionaire in a few years owe money.

3. Why is it that people say getting drunk once in awhile is good for you but never tell you about that one person in the group who dies of intoxication.

4. Why do people smoke cigarettes?

5. Why do we still use oil?

6. Is there enough metal on earth to build a futuristic city like in the movies?

7. Do you think in a million years the last man standing on earth will stand up and look around, and then announce, “gig!”

8. How could you prove that Jesus wasn’t an alien sent by other aliens and his talk about God was just the leader alien who created earth.

9. Could God turn a quadruple play in baseball?

10. Why is it if you use white out, you feel incompetent?

11. Why did God make it that if someone punches you, you FEEL like punching them back?

12. If you have a baby and baptize he/she, and you yourself is not baptized, will God separate mother from child in the afterlife?

13. Why are there exams scheduled at 8:30am?

14. Why is it that security will give you a hard time if you play counter-strike at an airport?

15. Why is it that I feel that in a slasher flick, the girl showering always has to die directly caused by her door being left wide open? Who does that?

16. Why is it that if someone writes a book bashing the Catholic Church no one complains, but if one of those books becomes a movie, it feels like Armageddon on every news media outlet.

17. I feel sorry for people who fail to kill themselves

18. Why is it that feeling hurt for awhile after a breakup can be equal to a quick paper cut to the finger.

19. We should not let gays and lesbians get a hold of a cloning device.

20. Why is it that when a white has a child with a black the kid is called black, and when a white has a child with an asian the kid is called asian, but if a white has a child with a white the kid is called American.

21. Why is that 4+4 years of education gets you no respect from nurses, assistants and patients.

22. Why do they make water with flavor?